LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio
Nothing is esoteric The mystical is the every-day There are no secrets But there is a lot of denial
I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it
A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…
I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…
My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something
Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
Self-inflicted wounds Are those that result from Trying to cut yourself off from G… Because that is impossible So, you just end up cutting yourse…
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
God is omniscient And He knows we can do great thin… Sharing that knowledge with us In the form of our desire God is omnipotent
We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
