God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…
There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God
People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for
Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…
Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…
You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass
I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away