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That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…

Two things can be true at the same… 1. Logic tells us what we can and… 2. Paradox tells us God can do wh… More importantly God sees what we cannot do

Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste

With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking