If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…

To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide

Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

Love may never win but love always ties

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it