The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…

How many times will they try the i… (Bringing an end to the Eternal P… Before they do the only thing poss… (Fearing God instead of Jews)

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small

Doing the same thing over and over… And expecting different results Is called insanity Doing the same thing over and over… Without any expectations

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

God knows If you only give people One way forward They will go their separate ways So, God always gives us a choice

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that

I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life

My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained