When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it

I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before

Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…