The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

Slow and steady wins the race because there isn’t any finish line

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

Money is our failed attempt To materialize trust Making true wealth An unshakable trust

When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch