I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal

You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God

Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in

It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference

Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory

There Is Always Room For

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time