Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite

In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…