2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams

Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and

My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough

The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness

I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…

“The week that AI went to scale” was immediately followed by “North America’s UFO weekend” as if all this time the UFOs had been waiting

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case