The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

The saying goes: We learn from the past, but we don… But the reverse is also true: If we don’t learn from the past, t… In other words

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that

Just as God is one There is only one strength– A yetzer tov That is strong enough to tame The yetzer hara

In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention