The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry
Nothing is Risk-free Except hell
You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself
Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…
If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask
Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing
In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is
I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous
The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…
If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her
