The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

Question: Absent the fear of God What does materialism do To reign in the aggressive instinc… Answer:

Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves

I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions

The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves

You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…

“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...

Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails