My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right

Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face

Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in