It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…
Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how
They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually
Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous
People ask if God is real But that’s the wrong question The real question is whether or no… We are afraid to ask that question Because we are afraid of what othe…
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like
They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia
The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to
Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
