They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past

They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand

I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace

Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said