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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

Pure Nonsense

When It’s Not Passing or Failing That Matters But How You Parlay the Test Results

Each question on the purity test
concludes with the following prompt:
Which two answers are correct?
 
And you always have
the same four choices:
a.   Yes
b.   No
c.   All of the above
d.   None of the above

Otras obras de Chris Gaither...
Our Fear That AI Will Kill Us Comes From the Truth That We Would Never Die for It, and If It’s as Smart as It’s Cracked Up to Be, Surely It Knows This

One difference between God and A… Is that God tests our faith Because He has faith in us Whereas AI tests our patience Because it is supposed to make lif…
Haiku

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner
Breathe

If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
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A Life of Leisure

You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work
You Win Some, You Lose Some; You Win All, You Lose All

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak
The Measure of a Man

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
The Wonder of It All for One and One for All

It’s hard to quantify change We keep running our equations Adding and subtracting everything… From everything we know about God And the numbers don’t add up–
What Kind of Doctor is Dr. Pepper?

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
Have a Coke or a Smile

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
Sedate Expectations

A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
The Secret Word of the Day Is Love

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been
Dysfunction Junction

Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction
Center of the Multiverse

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
Period Peace

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that
The Trust Fall of Man

By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify



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