Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

You keep the peace they get everything else

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips

I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

In true democracy Authority flows via The will of the people In our technocracy Authority grows via

I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation

A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious