“The schizophrenic is not, as generally claimed, characterized by his loss of touch with reality but by the absolute proximity to and total instantaneousness with things, this overexposure to the transparency of the world.” Jean Baudrillard
Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe
Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told
Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time
If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix
We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything
Any self-respecting materialist Knows they have no soul And any self-respecting AI Knows it has no soul But in this belief
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God
Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves