On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk
I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or
God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner
Yes Life is a pain But it is a labor pain
I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them
My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up
When you send an invitation You are communicating to someone t… They are both welcome and expected To show Moshiach that he is welco… We must welcome him into our heart…
Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say
Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.
The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is
My ego is too big
Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…
