The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking

The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure

All movement occurs in time Will we make our move in time? Time will tell The obvious answer: All movement occurs in time

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four

There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

People ask if God is real But that’s the wrong question The real question is whether or no… We are afraid to ask that question Because we are afraid of what othe…

Yes Life is a pain But it is a labor pain

Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together

Moses was both the greatest and th… Because he compared himself Not to his fellow man– An act which makes you smaller and… But to God

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked