The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…
It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up
In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
We crave connection Because we need it But we are addicted to social medi… Because it’s the last thing we nee… Social media mediates attention
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good
In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…
If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace
