Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
In my experience If a tree falls in the forest And there is no one to hear it We all hear about it
I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is
The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it
In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–
Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
The reason God made us mortal Is the reason hiding in plain sigh… So that Knowing we must die anyway We might choose
If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret
God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there
Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
