God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference

The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure

Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant

The real miracle is that While you can’t believe without im… You can fake it ‘til you make it Revealing the passage towards beli… Belying your disbelief with the ac…

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent