Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

The reason God made us mortal Is the reason hiding in plain sigh… So that Knowing we must die anyway We might choose

It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place

The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns

The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny