God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way
We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference
The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed
Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and
You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children
Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga
Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant
The real miracle is that While you can’t believe without im… You can fake it ‘til you make it Revealing the passage towards beli… Belying your disbelief with the ac…
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map
The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back
Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable
When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent