Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

Whether or not “art is the proper task of life” the transition to AI-generated synthetic media will complete the debasement of th…

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell