I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense

The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all

In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”

War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings

If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…