When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it

When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want

Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…

God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…

Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

If we insist It’s not a competition It becomes A war If we admit

Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to