You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

Never Win Anything

Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…

I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned

I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it