There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
By hook or by crook I do it all by the book
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!
A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse
In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,
At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast
When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…
The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth
In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious
Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it
A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…