We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina

Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…

If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire

A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection

Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down

Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy