The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet
I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become
Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…
Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it
Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back
Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when
The logic of antisemitism Is the very same logic in witch du… When the only way the accused can… As she is dunked under water Is by sinking;
We are connected therefore I think I am A nexus without a group
We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories
