It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…

Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina

It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

Apocalypse now in the eternal now

You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack

Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste