When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness
If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it
You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service
When someone says Ask me anything You wonder what you’re not allowed… But that’s exactly what you can’t… Because they don’t know
We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in
An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us
An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in
They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep
If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards
When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted
A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes
There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses
The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure
