Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming

The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others

Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it

A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t

The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway