It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false

Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation

Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed

Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory

In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly

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My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said