There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell

Just as God is one There is only one strength– A yetzer tov That is strong enough to tame The yetzer hara

If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations

My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time

I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face

Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes