I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!

Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

The biggest reason I ever did any… Was always my ego Even as a part of me insisted There must be something bigger That part, the heart

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

In all my dreams of flying my life has come