When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

The wait is heavy So, I choose to carry a heavy wei… And where the wait is exhausting The weight is strengthening As long as I rest between lifts o…

Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants

Our two choices are The fear of God Or the fear of death And since we gain wisdom through t… Then we must have the faith not to…

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

In all my dreams of flying my life has come

The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet

The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue

The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it

We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel

Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…