Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how

Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got

I will gladly suffer fools for love

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

True belonging Allows for truth So, we belong to no one Even though we deserve each other

When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated

Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about

History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…

We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house