Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery

When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved

The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth

God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late