I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life

The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–

Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

I like to think of The signs we are all seeing As God’s soft opening

You can only make a difference in the face of indifference

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche