God is like a gifted analyst In that He leads you to reach Your own conclusions God is unlike an analyst In that He doesn’t interpret your…
How can you tell the pseudo-intell… From the overly intellectual? The former will tell you how While the latter will tell you to… But since I can’t tell
Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it
The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask
Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman
I don’t get mad I get odd
Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…
When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…
Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
