You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

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In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

You always hear that technology is neutral but AI is like people in that its neutrality is mere obfuscation

It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

In all my dreams of flying my life has come