When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude

Nation-states are for the embodied Bodies are for souls Souls need everything in moderatio… Cyberspace is for cyborgs Cyborgs are for real

The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…

Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…

You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop

In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game

Self-inflicted wounds Are those that result from Trying to cut yourself off from G… Because that is impossible So, you just end up cutting yourse…

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...

It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail