Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God
Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace
Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought
When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
