You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both
The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we
Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:
The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth
Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless
A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved
I want what you want so I want a cow
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent
The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario
For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all
