All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval

Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention

Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused

When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions

The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple