Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
Our elites believe That the key to holding their grip… In the face of domestic opposition… Wringing their necks While in the face of external thre…
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold
Man’s job is to think of a way To put God’s plan into action What is God’s plan And how do we take action? God’s plan unfolds
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…
The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness
We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control
In Judaism The three most important prohibiti… Idolatry, adultery, and murder In idolatry you abandon God In adultery you abandon your soulm…
I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me
There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job
When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…
You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump
We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code
