While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house

Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you

Jews are great at sales But we don’t proselytize Because the one thing Jews are so… God’s Torah– Is not for sale

Desire is so hard to put into word… In satisfying our desire God provides just enough Which, given the nature of our des… Is more than enough

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape

When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed

If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition