People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man

When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…

Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time

The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king

With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear

Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in

What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye