There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time
The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire
I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…
First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused
When God closes one store He opens another
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation
Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria
Life may be defined by loss But the picture Next to the definition Depicts acceptance
You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
