My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained

You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart

The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue

It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…

Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail

People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

One thing I could do Was need control

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time