The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask

Forgetting that God has promised To never repeat the Flood We’ve busied ourselves opening the… Expecting to end it all As we flood the planes

We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit

The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies

My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…

We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…