I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death

The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations