I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life
There is only one product but infinite ways to package it
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet
Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon
We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer
We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:
If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees
