Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest
My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
You cannot make people want What they do not want And wanting it on their behalf When you secretly want what they w… Is a selfish wish that your dreams…
At first blush It all seems so unfair– We have to both please God And thank Him But then we blush
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
You may only break the rules of S… In order to save a life Because Shabbos saves your life
Now Is not the time for Waiting to decide; Now Is the time for
The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it
You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it
Capitalists and Socialists Have two things in common: Neither of them wants socialism And they both want control and pow… Capitalists want to make lots of m…
My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret
