It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely

Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like

The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords