I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction

Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless

When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type

A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him

Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions