At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

If I could change one thing about… I would stop trying to make myself Impervious to change

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you

Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships

It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…

If a computer could speak we could not understand it

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible