Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

Desire is so hard to put into word… In satisfying our desire God provides just enough Which, given the nature of our des… Is more than enough

Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant

I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…

If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people

It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me

By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

For a human being Every day starts with a question– What mistake will I learn from to… For as long as I can remember My answer has been

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death

You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics