My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie

As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found

Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both