Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…
My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…
Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…
I want what you want so I want a cow
Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…
Our thick skulls are a double-edge… Protecting our fragile brains When we are brained with an actual… Even as we are so hardheaded That the truth about our lust for…
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…
If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by
The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do
The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in
Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal
If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture
