I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God

Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…

My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that

When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

Serve (one another) and Play (together)

The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when