Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you
The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…
I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…
I died with a smile on my face Because I finally got the joke And it wasn’t me
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until
All relationships but one Are located on a continuum From one pole of complete trust To the opposite pole of total fear The exception that proves the rule
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
God knows our weaknesses By heart And always keeps them In mind
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
