100% of success is showing up on time
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:
You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria
Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how
When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into
From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation
God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct
Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle
I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation
History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…
Six days of innovation One day of relaxation I guarantee: Creation!
