Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as
Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when
If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms
In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money
The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven
It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea
I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words
In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere
I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
