Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

I changed My mind By following My heart

When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God

Apocalypse now in the eternal now

I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns

Like Jacob If you wrestle with the divine Through the darkest hours You will get hurt and limp away Which we call experiencing loss

You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition

What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both