If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

All of our choices Come down to this: We can fear God Or we can fear death

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God

The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique

The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

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The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…

The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know

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If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort

Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works