By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present

It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

If you need to be in control Your life becomes a reaction Because human beings can have all… Just as long as It’s damage control

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?

Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man